It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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