Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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