ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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