i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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