Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
