brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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