Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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