She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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