Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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