Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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