So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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