Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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