Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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