yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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