One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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