don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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