hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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