Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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