So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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