Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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