I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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