i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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