i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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