Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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