Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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