I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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