Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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