Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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