So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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