Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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