I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just pee around me
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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