I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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