sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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