I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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