For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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