He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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