I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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