all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I think my moral compass just broke
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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