3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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