Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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