the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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