well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
