Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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