Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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