hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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