But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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