This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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