His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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