Well apparently he's into motor boating.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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