I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Green mimosas i think yes
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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