In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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