The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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