She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
