why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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