Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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