my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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