is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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